12月 2011
1タグ
Reblog if it's still 2011 in your country.
addictedtocockles:
#how’s it like in 2012? #flying cars? #zombies? #did justin bieber grow chest hair?
2タグ
1タグ
1タグ
6タグ
edwad:
my new years resolution is 1024x768
5タグ
2タグ
1タグ
2タグ
2タグ
girl: wow i seriously hate two faced people
nearby are conjoined twins, who silently weep together upon overhearing
1タグ
1タグ
4タグ
3タグ
2タグ
2タグ
“Sitting with him [Gary Oldman] was overwhelming. He mentioned a list of things...”
– Benedict Cumberbatch (via bamfbottomweasley)
2タグ
1タグ
Malcolm Tucker: I've just come from a briefing with a nine-year-old child.
Linton Barwick: You're talking about AJ. AJ is one of our top guys. He's a Stanton College Prep, Harvard. One of the brightest and best.
Malcolm Tucker: Well, his briefing notes were written in alphabetti spaghetti. When I left, I nearly tripped up over his fucking umbilical cord.
Linton Barwick: I'm sorry it troubles you that our people achieve excellence at such an early age. But could we just move on to what's important here? Now, I understand that your Prime Minister has asked you to supply us with some, say, fresh British intelligence, is that true?
Malcolm Tucker: Yeah, apparently, your fucking master race of highly-gifted toddlers can't quite get the job done between breast feeds and playing with their Power Rangers. So, an actual grown-up has been asked to fucking bail you out.
1タグ
“I read I was having an affair with Winona Ryder. Well, of course it makes sense,...”
– Gary Oldman (via ihavecake)
1タグ
1タグ
2タグ
1タグ
1タグ
lightbuld3:
my new year’s resolution is to lose 100% of my weight so i stop existing
3タグ
2タグ
3タグ
2タグ
1タグ
